MAYOR PUDDHELMET DECLARES TODAY "INTERNATIONAL DICK BUTT KISS DAY"
DICK BUTT KISS AND THE TIGHTENDS TO PLAY A FREE LIVE SHOW THIS EVENING
In a bold response to International Women's Day, Mayor R. A. Puddhelmet declares
today, March 9, as International Dick Butt Kiss Day. In a public address, the
Mayor urged all Nastacootchians to get off their "sweet arses" and show their support.
"If we can give a day to the ladies, we can certainly give a day to the Tightends,"
the Mayor was heard boasting. A city-wide celebration has been planned and the DBK
Big Band is scheduled to play the main stage in downtown Nastacootchie.
In a strange coincidence, Dick Butt Kiss and the Tightends is scheduled to play a FREE
SHOW TONIGHT at Cafe Diem in Richmond, VA at 9:30pm. Nastacootchie locals claim if you can't make
it to the DBK Big Band performance, the Cafe Diem show will be the next best thing. For more
information about tonight's show, please visit our website www.dbkte.com
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