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We get emails all the time in asking, "Where is PBR?"
So we decided to dedicate this page to any current information on his
whereabouts. The question is, can you find PBR?
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11/25/06
It's been almost a year since we last heard about PBR, and now we know why! It seems he's either managed
to bypass the strict guidelines for space travel or secretly smuggle himself onboard a shuttle to the ISS.
We find it comforting that he's still got his appetite, and we can offer this bit of wisdom as consolation
to other astronauts:
At least PBR's not hogging all the Tang.
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01/25/06
We honestly never thought we'd see a photo as genuine as this. Submitted by a
long-time DBK Fan Club member, this snapshot shows us that PBR still knows how
to party like it's 1986. PBR and The Jester Nun appear to be playing a classic
game of "Tune in Tokyo," and as can be expected, PBR is winning by a hair. We
can only hope the nun didn't peeter out before the seventh inning stretch --
PBR isn't known to come up short. Now, let's keep the dream alive!
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01/04/06
If there's one thing we know all too well, it would have to be our beloved
PBR's exposed ass crack . What we don't know for sure is whether its appearance
caused this accident, or whether it's just PBR trying to "cheer up the driver."
Either way, we're glad to see PBR is still up to his old tricks. PBR, don't
give up the good work, the world championships are within your grasp...
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12/16/05
It's a Miracle! This photo demonstrates the truly awesome power of PBR's mojo.
A seasoned traveler and DBK Fan Club member, Donald Elfkin, was shocked to find
this gem while hiking the beautiful hills overlooking the Norwegian Fjords.
We've been told that the locals regard the goatee as a good omen, and plan to
rope off the area and practice ancient nudist rituals. Our prayer is that
someone will send us photos of that blessed sight ASAP.
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12/07/05
As soon as we saw this picture, we knew it wasn't a fake: we've seen that
purple miniskirt in PBR's closet before. Since we know it was one of his
favorites, we can only assume he's taken to trading clothes for friendships.
The photographer, who asked to remain anonynous, tells us this photo was taken
in a remote trailer park in Eastern Canada. PBR, if you're reading this, please
try out the local herbs. We understand they're quite... uplifting...
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10/04/05
Taken from the window of a passing Ford Torino, this picture suggests PBR has
taken up his childhood dream of looking the way he feels. Thanks to RckyRowd in
the eastern Midwest -- we know this one wasn't easy to snap. While there is
some dispute in the band over the date of this photo, there is no doubt that
the hair and bike feel like the PBR we know and love.
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9/27/05
We received a tip from one of our fan club members that PBR was seen operating
the "Coco de Ville" ride at an amusement park in Venezuela. While there is no
definitive evidence that it was in fact PBR, Duke claims he once saw PBR
carrying a banana peel into the bathroom at a Venezuelan coffee shop, so you
draw your own conclusions.
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If you've seen PBR, please send all information,
including photos and hair samples to:
The PBR
Search Foundation
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